



Ed and Jean, where are you now?
Thing of beauty or a thing of 'eewww' - I'm sure people will be divided on the matter. But I, of course, am completely in love with this little bundle of golden hair. I love how it's two separate shades of gold but over the years in the envelope they've felted together...
I bought it at a flea market whilst away in New York and whilst holding it in my hand as I browsed through the other fine junk I was thinking - how do you put a price on an old lump of hair? Would it be $2 or $20 - hmmmm...
Me: how much for this?
Vendor: (looking horrified) just give me how much you think it's worth...
Me: how about $2? (cunning, no?)
Vendor: weeeelll, I was thinking more like $5...
Me: ooh, I'd have to think about it (I am a cheapskate)
Vendor: ok! ok! call it $3!
Never has there been so much haggling over a lump of old hair!!?
Now, what will I do with it?